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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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