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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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