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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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