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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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