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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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