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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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