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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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