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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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