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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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