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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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