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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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