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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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