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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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