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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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