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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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