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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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