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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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