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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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