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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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