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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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