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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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