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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻
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