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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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