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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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