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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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