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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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