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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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