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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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