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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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