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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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