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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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