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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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