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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯
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