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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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