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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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