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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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