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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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