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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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