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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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