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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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