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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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