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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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