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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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