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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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