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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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