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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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