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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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