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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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