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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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