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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Greta
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Pepper
eaten by
…
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a tiger 🐯
a velociraptor 🦖
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an ostrich 🐦
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a cow 🐮
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