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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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