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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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