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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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