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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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