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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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